andromeda :O (gummyfish) wrote,
andromeda :O

  • Music:

Q: What has eight arms and kills its girlfriend?
A: Squid Vicious.

Q: What has eight arms and still can't play bass worth shit?
A: Squid Vicious.

Q: What is the difference between a fascist and a trampoline?
A: You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.

If you came upon a cop struggling in a raging river, and you had a choice between rescuing him, or taking a Pulitzer-prize-winning photograph; what shutter speed would you use?

Q: How many voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None: voting can’t change a thing.

Q: How many straight-edgers does it take to drink a case of beer?
A: One, if no one’s looking.

Punk: knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
Punk: Fuck.
RP: Fuck who?
Punk: Fuck you!

Q: What's the worst thing about 4 nazis in a honda civic driving off a cliff?
A: the car holds 5

Q: What has 8 arms and kills its girlfriend?
A: Squid Vicious.

Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
A: He was stapled to a chicken.

Q: What do you call a skinhead fish?
A: An Oi-ster.

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